I am afraid of everything, especially the Sun
I'm Sam and I really like cats.

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"Not enough for me? You are everything."

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iPhone user:I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6
Android user:Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
iPhone user:I just like this pho-
Android user:The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*


I want to believe

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All I have going for me is sarcasm, resting bitch face, huge thighs, and really good eyebrows. 

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the best part of waking up
is literally nothing, please let me go back to sleep

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