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I'm Sam and I really like cats.

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larrycoincidences:

do you ever have a plan for the day and suddenly it’s 4pm and you’ve achieved literally nothing 

(via hatemeforbeingme)

Me:Heyyyy baby *hugs cat*
Cat:*paws me*
Cat:*bites me*
Cat:*kicks me*
Cat:*scratches me*
Cat:*runs away immediately*
Me:
Me:*looks down the bleeding hands*
Me:Cats are
Me:the best

thempress:

People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers”  your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

(via sawyerford)

lkua:

straight white men

(Source: jazzrobot69, via thecolorplaid)

flatsound:

i wanna feel how dogs feel when you let them go in a big field 

(via undatheseeaa)

scumkill:

she loves flowers

(via undatheseeaa)

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